Celebrity Insults
I have more talent in my smallest fart than you have in your entire body.
Walter Matthau (to Barbra Streisand)
Zsa Zsa Gabor has been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
Henny Youngman
She's like an apple turnover that got crushed in a grocery bag on a hot day.
Camille Paglia (about Drew Barrymore)
The worst and most homeliest thing to hit the screens since Liza Minelli.
John Simon (about Shelley Duvall)
Hah! I always knew Frank would end up in bed with a boy!
Ava Gardner (about Mia Farrow's marriage to Frank Sinatra)
I look at my friendship with her as like having a gall stone. You deal with it, there is pain, and then you pass it. That's all I have to say about Schmadonna.
Sandra Bernhard (about Madonna)
Not in this lifetime. Why? Because I'm the only one she hasn't done it to.
Sharon Stone (when told Madonna has said she wants to kiss her)
Walter Matthau (to Barbra Streisand)
Zsa Zsa Gabor has been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
Henny Youngman
She's like an apple turnover that got crushed in a grocery bag on a hot day.
Camille Paglia (about Drew Barrymore)
The worst and most homeliest thing to hit the screens since Liza Minelli.
John Simon (about Shelley Duvall)
Hah! I always knew Frank would end up in bed with a boy!
Ava Gardner (about Mia Farrow's marriage to Frank Sinatra)
I look at my friendship with her as like having a gall stone. You deal with it, there is pain, and then you pass it. That's all I have to say about Schmadonna.
Sandra Bernhard (about Madonna)
Not in this lifetime. Why? Because I'm the only one she hasn't done it to.
Sharon Stone (when told Madonna has said she wants to kiss her)
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