Children & Parenting
Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
(David Frost)
Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11.30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter.
(James T. Adams)
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
(Jim Bishop)
Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
(Ralph Bus)
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
(Bob Phillips)
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up.'
(Joe Namath)
There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.
(Mona Crane)
(David Frost)
Any astronomer can predict with absolute accuracy just where every star in the universe will be at 11.30 tonight. He can make no such prediction about his teenage daughter.
(James T. Adams)
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
(Jim Bishop)
Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
(Ralph Bus)
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
(Bob Phillips)
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was 'shut up.'
(Joe Namath)
There are three ways to get something done; do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.
(Mona Crane)
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