Halloween



I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween…
Unknown



Eye of newt, and toe of frog,
Wool of bat, and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

William Shakespeare, Witches in Macbeth


On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
Rodney Dangerfield



When I was a kid, there were rules to the art of door-to-door extortion. Kids today don't even know that they're going about Halloween all wrong.
Robert Kirby



Proof of our society's decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many.
Robert Kirby

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