Business


"When you need to knock on wood is when you realize the world's composed of aluminum and vinyl."
Flugg

"If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then add one more as an afterthought, he'll forget two of the first five."
Wives


"Keep up with the Grabowskis . . . you'll never make enough to keep up with the Joneses."
Advice on Status

"Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work."

"The dirt is also on the other side."
Frisk Principle of Window Cleaning

"When all else fails, why not read the instructions?"

"We should refrain from making very harsh judgments of people just because they happen to be dirty, no-good s.o.b.s."

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