-- Favorite Food
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits

-- Method used to end undesirable behavior
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete

-- After destruction of personal property
Dogs: dog not found
Computers: file not found

-- Favorite trick
Dogs: roll over
Computers: play dead

-- Comic-page hero
Dogs: Dogbert
Computers: Dilbert

-- Fun way to mess with their heads
Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth
Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive

-- Consequence of virus
Dogs: replace valuable carpeting
Computers: replace valuable data

-- Widely ignored government mandate
Dogs: leash law
Computers: Communications Decency Act