Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different? Part II

-- Waste disposal tool
Dogs: pooper-scooper
Computers: uninstaller

-- Sensitive internal procedures
Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one kind of like this once

-- Method of marking territory
Dogs: lifting leg
Computers: "Designed for Windows XP"

-- Unique behavior
Dogs: lick and drag
Computers: click-and-drag

-- Inexplicable physical feature
Dogs: declaw
Computers: scroll lock key

-- Estimated lifespan
Dogs: 12 years
Computers: 12 months

-- At end of useful life
Dogs: euthanasia
Computers: tax deduction