Questions That Need Answers

-- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

-- Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

-- Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

-- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

-- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

-- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

-- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

-- Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

-- Stop singing and read on..

-- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

-- Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?