14 Ways to Ensure You Wont Get Laid

Living the single life definitely has it's perks. I have the freedom to talk to whomever I please, drop $200 on a pair of shoes, and I can drive as stupidly as I like. However, there are downsides to being a single woman in my twenties who is actively dating. Experiences can be downright depressing to hilarious. Online dating is a great way to meet people as well as a great source of entertainment, along with a waste of an outfit. If you do any of these things below, you will not get laid by me.

1. Insist I call you anything other than your God-given name.

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You could not pay me to utter the words, "So, where did you grow up, Whip?" This means you soon will express your feelings in the third person. "Yeah, baby. Whip likes when you nibble on his ear." NO THANKS.

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