"Who Dat" With The Largest Penises in America?

"America's first condom store," Condomania, has apparently "just unlocked its huge database of penis sizes." Excited yet?

What that means is that the store has ranked the 50 states and largest cities by average penis size. Finally! "After 20 years in business, Condomania knows perhaps more than anyone else about the nation's penises," according to a press release. So what did they find? New Orleans tops cities in penis size (insert your own Big Easy joke here), followed by D.C., San Diego, New York and Phoenix. Baltimore, sadly, did not make the list.

Somewhat randomly, New Hampshire tops the list of states by largest average size, followed by Oregon, New York, Indiana and Arizona ( Maryland was 27th). Other findings: The smallest penises are less than 3 inches in length and the largest are longer than 10 inches. Also, 25 percent of the male population is under 5 inches in length, 50 percent are between 5 and 6 inches and 25 percent are longer than 6 inches. How did these findings happen? In 2004, Condomania launched TheyFit Condoms, a line of tailored-fit condoms in 76 sizes -- and the penis-size database began. Custom-fit condoms have been sold to 27,000 men in 70 countries.

To see the full rankings -- if you dare -- go to condomania.com/rankings. And may God be with you.