You Know You're From Rochester NY When...
The only thing at the annual May Lilac Festival is snow.
The worst four-letter word you could say is "Fuji". (Rochester has Kodak)
You thought that you had figured out that alternate-parking thing, but wind up with a ticket anyway. (during winter you must park on anternating sides of the street to facilitate plowing)
Toronto is about 70 miles away, but it takes four hours to get there. (You have to deal with a lake (Ontario))
There's an 800 number to report a pothole in the road.
In a city where it snows at least 90 inches a year, they build a new sports stadium with no roof on it.
A musical comes to town 10 years after its Broadway premier and the entire town goes nuts!
You awaken from a deep sleep, look at the clock and see that it's 6:00, but you have no idea whether it's AM or PM.
More than 18 inches of snow falls overnight, but you never thought of NOT going to work. (Or school)
You are perplexed when friends from other cities come to visit and want to "see the sights".
There are places at the poles that seem to get more sunlight during the winter months than we do.
You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.
You believe that "down south" means Maryland.
The worst four-letter word you could say is "Fuji". (Rochester has Kodak)
You thought that you had figured out that alternate-parking thing, but wind up with a ticket anyway. (during winter you must park on anternating sides of the street to facilitate plowing)
Toronto is about 70 miles away, but it takes four hours to get there. (You have to deal with a lake (Ontario))
There's an 800 number to report a pothole in the road.
In a city where it snows at least 90 inches a year, they build a new sports stadium with no roof on it.
A musical comes to town 10 years after its Broadway premier and the entire town goes nuts!
You awaken from a deep sleep, look at the clock and see that it's 6:00, but you have no idea whether it's AM or PM.
More than 18 inches of snow falls overnight, but you never thought of NOT going to work. (Or school)
You are perplexed when friends from other cities come to visit and want to "see the sights".
There are places at the poles that seem to get more sunlight during the winter months than we do.
You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.
You believe that "down south" means Maryland.
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