Three little ducks go into a Bar......





'Say, what's your name?'

the bartender asked the

first duck.

'Huey,' was the reply.

'How's your day been,

Huey?'

'Great. Lovely day. Had a

ball. Been in and out of

puddles all day. What else

could a duck want?' said

Huey.

'Oh. That's nice,' said the

bartender. He turned to

the second duck, 'Hi, and

what's your name?'

'Dewey,' came the answer

from duck number two.

'So how's your day been,

Dewey! ?' he asked.

'Great. Lovely day. I've had

a ball too. Been in and out

of puddles all day myself.

What else could a duck

want?'

The bartender turned to

the third duck and said,

'So, you must be Louie?'

'No,' she said, batting her
eyelashes.


'My name is Puddles.'