Mini Funnies
My mother asked, "How do those car phones work when the sun goes down?"
I told her, "It's cellular, not solar."
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"May I go swimming, Mommy?"
"No, you may not. There are sharks here."
"But Daddy's swimming."
"He's insured."
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While getting dressed one morning, I decided I'd been spending too much time on the computer, when I caught myself checking the lower right corner of my makeup mirror to see what time it was.
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They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. As a plumber, I'm delighted to see all these teenagers wearing low-rider jeans.
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How long will it be until American universities learn that in most fields, their diplomas are now quite literally not worth the paper they are written on?
I told her, "It's cellular, not solar."
---
"May I go swimming, Mommy?"
"No, you may not. There are sharks here."
"But Daddy's swimming."
"He's insured."
---
While getting dressed one morning, I decided I'd been spending too much time on the computer, when I caught myself checking the lower right corner of my makeup mirror to see what time it was.
---
They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. As a plumber, I'm delighted to see all these teenagers wearing low-rider jeans.
---
How long will it be until American universities learn that in most fields, their diplomas are now quite literally not worth the paper they are written on?
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