Clever Canadians

Darned clever, these Canadians!
Due to the global war on terrorism,
many terrorist organizations
have had their finances frozen.

Consequently, they have resorted to counterfeiting.

The Canadians have decided to redesign their
currency to prevent the radical Muslims from
even touching it! It is also hoped that
this will have a positive effect on tourism.

Muslim terrorists have to kill themselves if they see a
naked woman. Those Canadians always find the
solution! Must be the pure water up there
in the North!