Golf Again
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
Brian Weis
Swing hard in case you hit it.
Swing hard in case you hit it.
Dan Marino
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
Lord Robertson
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
Ben Hogan
Professional golf is the only sport where if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
Jack Nicklaus
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
Professional golf is the only sport where if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
Jack Nicklaus
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
H. G. Wells
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
Billy Graham
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
Henny Youngman
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Jack Lemmon
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
Lee Trevino
I'm not saying my golf game went bad..., but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
Lee Trevino
I'm not saying my golf game went bad..., but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
Lee Trevino
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