Grading

Realizing that I'd put on a pound or two, I lamented to my husband, "I'm fat."

And right on cue he said what all good husbands must: "You're not fat."


To support his position, he added, "Just look around you at others, and you will see that you are not fat."


But our daughter, a high schooler, saw through it: "Mom, he's grading you on the curve!"

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