Puns


* I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

* He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.


* Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.


* A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.


* He wears glasses during math because it improves division.

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