Actual Newspaper Headlines (we can only assume!)


1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

2. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 

3. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted 

4. Farmer Bill Dies in House 

5. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? 

6. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands 

7. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

8. Eye Drops off Shelf 

9. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

10. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead 

11. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim 

12. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told 

13. Miners Refuse to Work after Death 

14. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant 

15. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies 

16. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter 

17. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years 

18. War Dims Hope for Peace 

19. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While 

20. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

21. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide 

22. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge 

23. Deer Kill 17,000 

24. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group 

25. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 

26. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire 

27. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood 

28. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half 

29. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies 

30. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing 

31. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing 

32. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 

33. Include your Children When Baking Cookies 

34. 4-H Girls Win Prizes for Fat Calves

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