Classic Insults


A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!

Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.


Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper!


Make somebody happy. Mind your own business.


As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. ~ Earl Pitts ~


Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!


Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?


She's so ugly they used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would play with her.


They just invented a new coffin just for you that goes over the head. It's for people who are dead from the neck up.

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