Dreaded Words From Tech Support


- Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?

- ...that's right, not even McGyver could fix it.


- Looks like you're gonna need some new dilythium crystals, Cap'n.


- Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC.


- We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery.


- I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.


- In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect.


- Okay, turn to page 523 in your copy of Dianetics.

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