Beer


People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee allot.
--Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. --Kaiser Wilhelm


I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. --Homer Simpson


Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. 
Dave Barry

I drink to make other people interesting. 
George Jean Nathan

They who drink beer will think beer. 
Washington Irving

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. 
For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. 
Dean Martin

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. 
Homer Simpson

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