New Car
Reasons You Should Buy a New Car:
Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.
When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"
Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club".
While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom' noises while in the driveway.
You keep losing dates on left turns.
Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.
Instead of an air bag, there is a whoopee cushion taped to your steering wheel.
You lose the stoplight challenge to a 14 year old on a moped.
15 minute Jiffy Lube needs to keep you car for 3 days.
When you gas up, the attendant asks, "Can I re-duct tape that windshield for you?"
Thieves repeatedly break in your car just to steal the "Club".
While sitting at a stop light, people keep running up to you and asking if anyone was hurt.
For the last five years, you've had to settle for making "vroom, vroom' noises while in the driveway.
You keep losing dates on left turns.
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