Quick Funnies
After delivering a lecture on drawing, I gave my art class its assignment--complete a self-portrait. A young man in the front row raised his hand and asked, "Of anyone?"
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One columnist from The Des Moines Register is a big proponent of the 401(k) program. "Think of it as a forced habit that will pay off in the long run," he said, "like changing your oil between meals or flossing every 3,000 miles."
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"My car has this feature I guess is standard, because it was on my last car, too. It has a rotating gas tank. No matter what side of the pump I pull up to, it's on the other side."
~ Rita Rudner ~
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One columnist from The Des Moines Register is a big proponent of the 401(k) program. "Think of it as a forced habit that will pay off in the long run," he said, "like changing your oil between meals or flossing every 3,000 miles."
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"My car has this feature I guess is standard, because it was on my last car, too. It has a rotating gas tank. No matter what side of the pump I pull up to, it's on the other side."
~ Rita Rudner ~
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