Answers Men Would Like to Give to Womens Stupid Questions
Answers Men Would Like to Give to Womens Stupid Questions, But Never Will:
1. No we can´t be friends; I just want you for sex.
2. The dress doesn´t make you look fat, its all that fucking ice cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
3. You´ve got no chance in hell of me calling you.
4. No, I won´t be gentle.
5. Of course you have to swallow.
6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.
7. I hate your friends.
8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight.
9. I´d rather watch porn.
1. No we can´t be friends; I just want you for sex.
2. The dress doesn´t make you look fat, its all that fucking ice cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
3. You´ve got no chance in hell of me calling you.
4. No, I won´t be gentle.
5. Of course you have to swallow.
6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.
7. I hate your friends.
8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight.
9. I´d rather watch porn.
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