Daily Schedule for Software Engineer


8:30AM: Wake up 

8:45AM: Tough decision ; To bathe or not.. 

8:50AM: Have To.. 

9:15AM: Punch in.. 

9:20AM: Check Mail.. 

9:25AM: Check Again just in case.... 

9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea(9:45AM).. 

9:45AM: TEA party..

10:00AM:Check Mail.. 

10:05AM:Check again.Can't Believe that no mail has come.
Is every Body dead or what.. 

10:20AM:Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation.
Turn around to look for some body (Any body) to talk to.. 

10:30AM:Found a guy testing something. Feel
real pity for his 

pathetic,boring and useless existence.. 

10:40AM:Sudden urge to get some work done and
fast. Start looking for the file.Can't remember it's name 

11:00AM:Boss summons in his office. Bad sign.. 

11:30AM:How the hell am i suppose to remember
everything. Why should i be responsible for everything that goes bad..
 
11:45AM:Try to locate a scape goat. No body around.. 

12:00AM:Mood is really bad decide to postpone work till after lunch.. 

12:30AM:lunch 

1:00PM: Lunch over.. 

1:10PM: Go for a smoke.Can't even smoke in this god forsaken place.. 

1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not pay
for the cig.. the other chap is so foolish.. 

1:50PM: Mood is good.Real sleazy thoughts.. 

2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.. 

2:45PM: Tea Time.. 

3:00PM: Chat and discuss with collegue on the bad state of the company.. 

Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness.. 

4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk) 

4:11PM: Try to look busy.. 

4:12PM: He is asking for a technical help.(Real jerk).. 

4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a look.. 

4:50PM: No solution found. really angry on the guy r getting myself involve.. 

4:55PM: Sudenly boss is spotted in the neighbouring area.
Try make as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical jargon thrown in.. 

5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear.. 

5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD.. 

5:10PM: Check mail. 'Yes' a mail has finally arrived.. 

5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good.. 

5:14PM: a quick dash for gate.. 

5:15PM: Third in punching out.. 

5:25PM: Reached Room.. 

5:26PM: TV on.No worth while program.. 

8:30PM: Still no worth while program.Every body is getting
lazi and irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us.. Curse goverment and RnD.. 

8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking.. 

8:48PM: Dinner finished.. 

8:50PM: Bay watch. At last some quality.. 

11:00PM: Mtv Grind. Hmm things are looking up.. 

12:45PM: Today there were really good programs.. 

12:46PM: decide to sleep. Tough day ahead..

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