Great One Liners
1. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory.
I am not able to remember, what did I choose?
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2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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3. My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
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4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
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6. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men
-'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together == 'don't stop'!
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7. Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
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8. There are three stages to sex in a person's life:
Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
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9. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good
hand.
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10. Q : What's an Australian kiss?
A : The same thing as a French kiss, only down under
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11. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.
He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing.
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12. Q : What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? (The best one )
A : Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't!
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13. Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence.
Johnny: Her mouth said no, but "her ass meant" yes.
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14. Q : What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A : A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.
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15. Q : Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A : Breasts don't have eyes.......
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16. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", Many men still sleep with their wives!
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