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"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often." - Oliver Herford

"Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body." - John Vanbrugh


"The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is." - Helen Rowland


"Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking." - Rupert Hughes


"Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman." - Maryon Pearson


"Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in." - Katharine Whitehorn


"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses." - Elizabeth Taylor

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