Doctor Doctor


Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.

Well pull yourself together then .


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Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.


Next please!


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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me.


One at a time please.


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Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam.


You're too tents.


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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm invisible.


Who said that?


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Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!


Hmmmm...Let's hope nothing develops.


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Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.


Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.


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Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!


When did this happen?


When did what happen?


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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards.


I'll deal with you later.


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Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?


Use a pencil 'till I get there.

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