The  people who are starting college this fall were born in  1991. 

They are too young to  remember the space shuttle blowing up. 

Their lifetime has always included  AIDS. 

The CD was  introduced two years before they were born.   

They have always had an answering  machine. 

They have always had  cable. 

Popcorn has always been  microwaved. 

They never took a swim  and thought about Jaws. 

They don’t  know who Mork was or where he was from.   

They never heard, “Where’s the Beef?”,  “I’d walk a mile for a Camel ,” or “de plane, Boss, de  plane.”

They don’t  have a clue how to use a typewriter.