Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving Day is a jewel, to set in the hearts of honest men; but be careful that you do not take the day, and leave out the gratitude. - E.P. Powell

We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. - Erma Bombeck

TURKEY DAY TOAST!!!!
A Toast for Friends & Family

Here’s to friends both near and far:
Here’s to woman, man’s guiding star:
Here’s to friends we’ve yet to meet,
Here’s to those here: all here I greet:
Here’s to childhood, youth, old age,
Here’s to prophet, bard and sage,
Here’s to health to every one,
Peace on earth, and heaven won!
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- After Thanksgiving Meal Poem

I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,
I ate too much pudding and pie.
I'm stuffed up with muffins and too much stuffin'
I'm probably going to die.

I piled up my plate and I ate and I ate.
But I wish I had known when to stop,
For I'm so crammed with yams, sauces, gravies, and jams

That my buttons are starting to pop!

I'm full of tomatoes and french fried potatoes
My stomach is swollen and sore,
But there's still some dessert so I guess it won't hurt ifI eat just a little bit more!