Answers Given on a Bible Knowledge Test
Noah's wife was Joan of Ark.
Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
The espistles were the wives of the apostles.
One of the opossums was St. Matthew.
Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Herrod.
Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
David fought the Finkelsteins, which a race of people who lived in Bible times.
The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathic Genitals.
A Christian should have only one wife, this is called monotony.
Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
The espistles were the wives of the apostles.
One of the opossums was St. Matthew.
Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Herrod.
Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
David fought the Finkelsteins, which a race of people who lived in Bible times.
The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathic Genitals.
A Christian should have only one wife, this is called monotony.
The first book of the Bible is Guinness's. In the book of Guinness Adam and Eve were created from an apple
(Hmm could they mean Genesis?)
(Hmm could they mean Genesis?)
Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
Noah built the ark and the animals came on in pears.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles.
The greatest miracle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he actually obeyed him.
Unleavened bread is bread made with no ingredients.
A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
Solomon had 100 wives and 700 porcupines.
The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
When the three wise guys from the east side arrived they found Jesus sacked in the manager.
The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.
St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
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