Insults About Men & Women


A woman will lie about anything, just to stay in practice. - Phillip Marlowe

A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all. - James Boswell


A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford


Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh


The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland


Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - W. C. Fields


Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking. - Rupert Hughes


Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson


Outside every thin girl is a fat man, trying to get in. - Katharine Whitehorn


Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses. - Elizabeth Taylor

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