Millionaire

"Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire.'"

Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.


"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"


"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.

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