Signs You've Had Too Much of the 21st Century - Part II
15. Your daughter just bought a CD of all the records your College roommate used to play.
16. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
17. You checked your blow-dryer to see if it was Y2K compliant.
18. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
19. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
20. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.
21. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.
22. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
23. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
24. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
25. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
26. You're reading this.
27. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else.
16. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
17. You checked your blow-dryer to see if it was Y2K compliant.
18. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.
19. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
20. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.
21. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.
22. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.
23. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.
24. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
25. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
26. You're reading this.
27. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else.
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