Viruses - Coming to a HDD Near You
Coming to a hard drive near you, the worst computer viruses yet:
-- AT&T Virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you're getting.
-- MCI Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for AT&T virus.
-- Paul Revere Virus: Warns of impending hard disk attack--once if by LAN, twice if by C:\>.
-- Politically Correct Virus: Never calls itself a "virus." Instead, it's an "electronic microorganism."
-- Government Spokesman Virus: Nothing works but all your diagnos- tic software says everything is fine,
-- AT&T Virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you're getting.
-- MCI Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for AT&T virus.
-- Paul Revere Virus: Warns of impending hard disk attack--once if by LAN, twice if by C:\>.
-- Politically Correct Virus: Never calls itself a "virus." Instead, it's an "electronic microorganism."
-- Government Spokesman Virus: Nothing works but all your diagnos- tic software says everything is fine,
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