You Might Be A Yankee If... Part 2
18) You don't think Howard Stern has an accent.
19) You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun*and*knife show.
20) You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.
21) You don't have at least one can of WD*40 somewhere around the house.
22) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on*ramp on the highway.
23) You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
24) The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.
25) You call binoculars opera glasses.
26) You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.
27) You would never wear pink or an appliqued sweatshirt.
28) You don't know what appliqued is.
29) Most of your formative high school experiences took place within the context of a football game.
30) You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob, Bubba Kay Bob, Bob Bob)
31) You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one.
32) You've never been to a craft show.
33) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
34) You can't do your laundry without quarters.
35) None of your fur coats are homemade.
19) You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun*and*knife show.
20) You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.
21) You don't have at least one can of WD*40 somewhere around the house.
22) The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on*ramp on the highway.
23) You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
24) The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.
25) You call binoculars opera glasses.
26) You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.
27) You would never wear pink or an appliqued sweatshirt.
28) You don't know what appliqued is.
29) Most of your formative high school experiences took place within the context of a football game.
30) You don't know anyone with two first names (i.e. Joe Bob, Billy Bob, Bubba Kay Bob, Bob Bob)
31) You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one.
32) You've never been to a craft show.
33) You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
34) You can't do your laundry without quarters.
35) None of your fur coats are homemade.
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