Driving Test


A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.

"What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid in your car?" asks the police officer.


"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."


"Oh yeah? Let's see you do it," says the officer.


So the juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.


A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"

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