New Definitions II


lymph (v), to walk with a lisp.

marionettes (n), residents of Washington DC who have been jerked around by the mayor.


negligent (adj), describes a condition where you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.


oyster (n), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.


gargoyle (n), an olive-flavored mouthwash.


semantics (n), pranks conducted by young men studying for the priesthood, including such things as gluing the pages of the priest's prayer book together just before mass.

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