Play on Words
-- How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.
-- How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
-- How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path
-- What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!
-- What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's
-- What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick
-- What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.
-- What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
-- What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.
-- What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite.
-- What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.
-- Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
-- How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way, Unique Up On It.
-- How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path
-- What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!
-- What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroid's
-- What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick
-- What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese.
-- What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.
-- What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.
-- What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite.
-- What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck.
-- Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
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