Quotable Quotes
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should
have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased
to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against
a wall. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have
since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get
a bad one, you'll become a philosopher - Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased
to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against
a wall. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have
since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get
a bad one, you'll become a philosopher - Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx
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