What Did They Say?
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see it shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded. - Tim Allen
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code.....he turned himself in. - Rita Rudner
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked... - Bill Cosby
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." - Elayne Boosler
Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code.....he turned himself in. - Rita Rudner
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked... - Bill Cosby
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms." - Elayne Boosler
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