More Words from Women

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. - Roseanne

I would love to speak a foreign language, but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead. - Sue Kolinsky

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler