Performance Review Terms 1


AVERAGE EMPLOYEE:
Not too bright.

EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIED:

Made no major blunders - yet.

ACTIVE SOCIALLY:

Drinks a lot.

FAMILY IS ACTIVE SOCIALLY:

Spouse drinks, too.

CHARACTER ABOVE REPROACH:

Still one step ahead of the cops.

ZEALOUS ATTITUDE:

Opinionated.

QUICK THINKING:

Offers plausible excuses for mistakes.

CAREFUL THINKER:

Won't make a decision.

TAKES PRIDE IN WORK:

Conceited.

PLANS FOR ADVANCEMENT:

Buys drinks for all the boys in the office at happy hour.

FORCEFUL:

Argumentative.

AGGRESSIVE:

Obnoxious.

USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS:

Gets someone else to do it.

A KEEN ANALYST:

Thoroughly confused.

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