Performance Review Terms 2


EXPRESS THEMSELVES WELL:
Speak English.

CONSCIENTIOUS:

Scared.

METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL:

A nit picker.

HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES:

Is tall or has a loud voice.

EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGMENT:

Lucky.

KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR:

Knows a lot of dirty jokes.

STRONG PRINCIPLES:

Stubborn.

CAREER MINDED:

Back Stabber.

COMING ALONG WELL:

About to be let go.

OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION:

Gets to work on time.

RELAXED ATTITUDE:

Sleeps at desk.

EXPERIENCED PROBLEM SOLVER:

Screws up often.

WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY:

Too ugly to get a date.

INDEPENDENT WORKER:

Nobody knows what he/she does all day.

FORWARD THINKING:

Procrastinator.

GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS:

Able to BS well.

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:

Spends lots of time on phone.

LOYAL:

Can't get a job anywhere else.

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