Talking Dogs
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a very nice looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can say 'liver' and 'cheese' in a best sentence can be my top dog."
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."
The Collie says, "Sorry, that's not creative enough."
The Bulldog says, "I don't like liver and cheese, but I will get it for you anytime."
The Collie says, "Sorry, that's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone... cheese mine."
Guess who got to be the top dog?
So the Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."
The Collie says, "Sorry, that's not creative enough."
The Bulldog says, "I don't like liver and cheese, but I will get it for you anytime."
The Collie says, "Sorry, that's not good enough."
Finally, the Chihuahua says, "Liver alone... cheese mine."
Guess who got to be the top dog?
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