Funniest Partner Prank

"Meat for My Mate"
by Undies

I love my husband very much. So when I set out to prank him on our second anniversary, I wanted to do so in a way that would not only result in a laugh, but also without me getting divorced. See, he's more of a jokester than a prank-player. He's also the world's biggest crybaby -- meaning he's so tender-hearted, that if I played a trick on him, he'd probably burst into tears. So, well, I had to come up with something that wouldn't turn him into a sobbing mess.

Two words: Meat cake.

Holy shit, is there any idea that could possibly be more awesome? Not only would my husband be fooled into thinking it was a delicious sweet treat (which was the point), but the embarrassment and anger of being at the butt end of a prank would pretty much evaporate immediately. I mean, it's made of MEAT, and meat is delicious. (Though my husband may be a crybaby pussy, he is not a faggy vegan hippy.)

I started out with 3 pans of burger. None of that low-fat crap. I added in some garlic salt & basil, and some worcestershire sauce. And some croutons, which I crushed up. Oh, and an egg. But really, none of that is important. Here is the meat.

Mashed potato frosting. Now, I didn't use REAL mashed potatoes for this, so that does lower the coolness factor. However, I wanted the frosting to be somewhat "not lumpy" so I used the instant kind. Also, we're poor and the boxed potatoes are only 89 cents. Only the best for my baby!

I put in some food coloring, so it'd be purple. Mostly because I thought purple mashed potatoes would be the most fucked up thing, ever. And it was. My daughter asked to lick the spoon, thinking it was covered in icing. WRONG!