Potato Jokes


Why did the potato cross the road?
He saw a fork up ahead.

How do you describe an angry potato?

Boiling Mad.

Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster?

Because he was a commontater.

Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?

He desperately wanted a scoop.

What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato?

Anything, just butter him up.

What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?

It's mashing!

What do you call a baby potato?

A small fry!

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