She Was So Blonde That...


- She tripped over a cordless phone.

- She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."


- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate."


- She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."


- She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.


- She studied for a blood test.


- When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.


- When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.


- She sold the car for gas money!

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