Still More Signs Technology Took Over Your Life
- You are so knowledgeable about technology that you feel secure enough to say "I don't know" when someone asks you a technology question instead of feeling compelled to make something up.
- You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.
-. You have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal.
- You have ended friendships because of irreconcilably different opinions about which is better, the track ball or the track pad.
- You understand all the jokes in this message. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under a tree and write a haiku. And don't use a laptop.
- You email this message to your friends over the net. You'd never get around to showing it to them in person or reading it to them on the phone. In fact, you have probably never met most of these people face-to-face.
- You don't even read magazine articles anymore, unless someone's keyed them into e-mail and forwarded it to you.
- While you're away from home, the first three numbers you call are your voicenet, a bulletin board, and one of your e-mail accounts.
-You are reading this from a screen.
- You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.
-. You have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal.
- You have ended friendships because of irreconcilably different opinions about which is better, the track ball or the track pad.
- You understand all the jokes in this message. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under a tree and write a haiku. And don't use a laptop.
- You email this message to your friends over the net. You'd never get around to showing it to them in person or reading it to them on the phone. In fact, you have probably never met most of these people face-to-face.
- You don't even read magazine articles anymore, unless someone's keyed them into e-mail and forwarded it to you.
- While you're away from home, the first three numbers you call are your voicenet, a bulletin board, and one of your e-mail accounts.
-You are reading this from a screen.
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