Artists Canvas


I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches.

Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?"


Me: "Certainly, what width?"


Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) "Uh, Scissors?"

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