Decoder Dictionary

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN’S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish.............................................49

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone

Athletic......................................No tits

Average looking.................................Moooo

Beautiful...........................Pathological liar

Emotionally Secure......................On medication

Feminist..........................................Fat

Free spirit....................................Junkie

Friendship first..........................Former slut

New-Age.................Body hair in the wrong places

Open-minded.................................Desperate

Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing

Professional....................................Bitch

Voluptuous...................................Very Fat

Large frame................................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker